13 LOL Thoughts To Keep You Going When The Going Gets Tough

1. Aspire to be Barbie - she has just about everything (not!).

2. If the shoe fits - buy it in every colour (starting with these ones LOL!).

3. Take life with a pinch of salt - A wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila.

4. In need of a support group? - Cocktail hour with the girls!

5. Go on the 30 day diet. (I'm on it, and so far I've lost 15 days).

6. When life gets you down - just put on your big girl panties and deal with it.

7. Let your greatest fear be that there is no PMS/menopause and this is just your personality.

8. I know I'm in my own little world, but it's ok. They know me here.

9. Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.

10. Don't get your knickers in a knot; it solves nothing and makes you walk funny.

11. Remember, wherever there is a good looking, sweet, single or married man there is some woman tired of his bullshit!

12. Keep your chin up, only the first 40 years of parenthood are the hardest.

13. And finally, keep in mind that if it has tires or testicles it's bound to give you trouble :P