Baby You're a Firework Duet
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He said: I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it
She said: You wear pants don't you?
He said: Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said: That's a good idea - you stand by the stove and sink while I sit on the sofa and do nothing but fart.
Now I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who's not a creep:
One who's handsome, smart and strong,
One who loves to listen long.
One who thinks before he speaks,
When he says he'll call, he won't wait weeks.