Menopause Jewelry

My husband, being unhappy with my menopausal mood swings, ?bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be? able to monitor my moods.??

We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood, it ?turns green.

When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a?big red mark in the middle of his forehead.??

Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond :)