She's Ready To Go, Anytime, Anywhere!

A confident young man approached an older woman at the bar and delivered his best direct pick up line:

"Hey gorgeous, how about you and get outta here and have some fun...?"

Having already downed a few power drinks, she turned around, faced him, looked him straight in the eye and said:

'Listen here good looking, I screw anybody, any time,  anywhere, your place, my place, in the car, front door, back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on, dirty, clean  . . . it doesn't matter to me. I've been doing it ever since I  got out of college and I just love it.'

Eyes now wide with interest, he responded:

'No kidding. I'm a lawyer too. What firm are you with?