The Priest's Ass

The Priest entered his donkey in a race and it won.

The Priest was so  pleased with the donkey that he entered it in another race and it won  again.

The local paper read:

PRIEST'S ASS OUT FRONT.

The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the Priest not to enter the donkey in another race.

The  next day the local paper headline read:

BISHOP SCRATCHES PRIEST'S ASS.

This was  too much for the Bishop so he ordered the Priest to get rid of  the donkey.

The Priest decided to give it to a Nun in a nearby  convent.

The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the  following headline the next day:

NUN  HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.

The  Bishop fainted.

He informed the Nun that she would have to get  rid of the donkey so she sold it to a farmer for  $10.

The  next day the paper read:

NUN SELLS HER ASS FOR $10.

This  was too much for the Bishop so he ordered the Nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.

The  next day the headlines read:

NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND  FREE.

The Bishop  was buried the next day.

The moral of the story is . . . being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and  misery . . even shorten your life.

So be yourself and enjoy  life.

Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll be a  lot happier and live longer!

Have a nice  day!