11 Creative Answers to Who's the Father?

Wow. Eleven amazingly clever and creative (and hopefully tongue-in-cheek) answers to the question:

"Who's the father?"

(Supposedly found in the “Father’s Details” section of Child Support Agency application forms. Seems all the papas are MIA. Perhaps the mamas should have paid better attention to these: 10 LOL Condom Ads)

1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, Makeeshia was fathered by Maclearndon McKinley. I am unsure as to the identity of Marlinda’s father, but I believe she was conceived on the same night.
 
2. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my child as I was being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I can provide you with a list of names of men that I think were at the party if this helps.
 
3. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She was conceived at a party at 3600 East Grand Boulevard, where I had sex with a man I met that night. I do remember that the sex was so good that I fainted. If you do manage to track down the father, can you please send me his phone number?
 
4. I don’t know the identity of the father of my daughter. He drives a BMW that now has a hole made by my stiletto in one of the door panels. Perhaps you can contact BMW service stations in this area and see if he’s had it replaced.
 
5. I have never had sex with a man. I am still a Virginian. I am awaiting a letter from the Pope confirming that my son’s conception was ejaculate and that he is the Saver risen again.
 
6. I cannot tell you the name of Alleshia’s dad as he informs me that to do so would blow his cover and that would have cataclysmic implications for the economy. I am torn between doing right by you and right by the country. Please advise.
 
7. I do not know who the father of my child was as they all look the same to me.
 
8. Tyrone Hairston is the father of child A. If you do catch up with him, can you axe him what he did with my AC/DC CDs? Child B who was also borned at the same time... well, I don’t have a clue.
 
9. From the dates it seems that my daughter was conceived at Disney World. Maybe it really is the Magic Kingdom.
 
10. So much about that night is a blur. The only thing I remember for sure is Delia Smith did a program about eggs earlier in the evening. If I had stayed in and watched more TV rather than going to the party at 8956 Miller Ave., mine might have remained unfertilized.
 
11. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my baby, after all, like when you eat a can of beans you can’t be sure which one made you fart.