Canadians: Beware of Dicks in Trucks!
It happens to all of us:
You're driving along
minding your own business,
when all of a sudden,
without any warning...
It happens to all of us:
You're driving along
minding your own business,
when all of a sudden,
without any warning...
1. Uh, find a baby
Life really boils down to 2 questions...
1. Should I get a dog?
or..
When you have to visit a public toilet, you usually find a line of women, so you smile politely and take your place. Once it's your turn, you check for feet under the cubicle doors. Every cubicle is occupied.
Finally, a door opens and you dash in, nearly knocking down the woman leaving the cubicle.