This is mythical and deep... Truly beautiful...

A man asked an American Indian what his wife's name was.

He replied, "She called Five Horses".

The man said, "That's an unusual name for your wife. What does it mean?"

The Old Indian answered, "It old Indian name. It mean . . .

.. . . NAG, NAG, NAG, NAG, NAG,"

Susan notes: time for women to show men how it’s done...

Wife: What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?
Husband: Definitely not!

Wife: Why not - don't you like being married?
Husband: Of course I do.

Wife: Then why wouldn't you remarry?
Husband: Okay, I'd get married again.

Wife: You would? (With a hurtful look on her face).
Husband: (Makes audible groan).

Wife: Would you live in our house?
Husband: Sure, it's a great house.

Wife: Would you sleep with her in our bed?
Husband: Where else would we sleep?

Wife: Would you let her drive my car?
Husband: Probably, it is almost new.

Wife: Would you replace my pictures with hers?
Husband: That would seem like the proper thing to do.

Wife: Would she use my golf clubs?
Husband: No, she's left-handed.

Wife: - silence - -
Husband: Oops....