Eleven people -- 10 men and 1 woman -- were hanging on a rope, under a helicopter.
The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they decided that one had to leave, because otherwise they were all going to fall.
They weren't able to choose that person, until the woman gave a very touching speech
She said that she would voluntarily let go of the rope, because, as a woman, she was used to giving up everything for her husband and kids or for men in general, and was used to always making sacrifices with little in return.
As soon as she finished her speech, all the men started clapping . . .
2010-11-28
Posted in Sexist, & Funny
A man and his wife are travelling by car from Key West to Boston. After almost twenty-four hours on the road, they're too tired to continue so they decide to stop for a rest.
They stop at a nice hotel and take a room but they only plan to sleep for four hours and then get back on the road.
When they check out four hours later, the desk clerk hands them a bill for $350.
The man explodes and demands to know why the charge is so high. He tells the clerk although it's a nice hotel, the rooms certainly aren't worth $350.
When the clerk tells him $350 is the standard rate, the man insists on speaking to the Manager.
2010-11-23
Posted in Sexist, & Funny
Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.
The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony. The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologise.
'Please allow me to help. I'm a Physical Therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me,' she told him.
'Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes,' the man replied.
2010-11-17
Posted in Sexist, & Funny
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2010-11-17
Posted in Sexist, & Funny
A little known cricket fact:
The first testicular guard (“ball box”)
was used in cricket in 1874.
2010-10-26
Posted in Sexist, & Funny
