A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man may differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle.
For example: If she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features.
After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve.
“So, how is everything going?” God asked.
“It's all so beautiful, God,” she replied. “The sunrises and sunsets are breathtaking, the smells, the sights, the sounds, everything is wonderful."
"But I have just one problem. It's these three breasts you have given me...
Before anyone accuses me of male bashing or of being sexist, PLEASE save your breath.
I already know that some people might consider this sexist.
But it is NOT male bashing. Nope.
These are funny vids and that's it. Full stop.
And you can see a whole bunch more sexist humour here.
An old woman was sipping on a glass of wine, while sitting on the patio with her husband, and she says.
"I love you so much, I don't know how I could ever live without you"
Her husband asks, "Is that you or the wine talking?" ... She replies, "It's me... talking to the wine."
A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says,' I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir.'
The driver says, 'Gee, officer, I had it on cruise control at 60; perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating. '
Not looking up from her knitting from where she sits in the passenger seat, his wife says: 'Now don't be silly, dear -- you know that this car doesn't have cruise control.'