1) I would have gone to bed when I was sick instead of pretending the earth would go into a holding pattern if I weren't there for the day.

2) I would have burned the pink candle sculpted like a rose before it melted in storage.

There once was a wise old woman who wandered the countryside spreading love, understanding and healing.

One day, as she passed near a village, she was approached by a man who told her of a sick child nearby. He beseeched her to help this child...

Women have strengths that amaze men.
They bear hardships and they carry burdens, but they hold happiness, love and joy.
They smile when they want to scream.
They sing when they want to cry.

One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well.

The  animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried  to figure out what to do.

Finally, he decided the  animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up  anyway; it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the  donkey.