Susan notes: my heroine, my inspiration, the Queen of Rock turned 73 years young on November 26, 2012. This is her performing my favourite song live in 1990 - a the age of 51. Wow. How hot is she? In EVERY sense of the word!

Rape is by no means a laughing matter.

But using humour to get a message across in a way that makes it easy for people to understand, share and support makes infinite sense.

Here are four superbly funny and tragically tongue-in-cheek takes on the legitimate rape issue:

A middle-aged man met a gorgeous 61-year-old in a club one night. 

As they shared a few drinks, the conversation got increasingly spicy, and he found himself thinking that she probably had a hot daughter, maybe even two…

Eventually she asked if he'd ever had a Sportsman's Double..

'What's that?' the man asked, intrigued.