Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray the Lord my shape to keep...
Please no wrinkles, please no bags
Please lift my butt before it sags.
Please no age spots, please no gray
As for my belly, please take it away.
Keep me healthy, keep me young,
And thank you Lord, for all you've done.

A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice, insurance and government paperwork, and was burned out.??

Hoping to try another career where skillful hands would be beneficial, he decided to become a mechanic.
He went to the local technical college, signed up for evening classes, attended diligently, and learned all he could. ?

When the time of the practical exam approached, the gynecologist prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam with tremendous skill.?? When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained a score of 150%.

Fearing an error, he called the instructor, and said, "I don't want to appear ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wonder if there is an error in the grade.”

The instructor replied, "During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark."

After a pause, he added, "I gave you an extra 50% because you did it all through the exhaust, which I've never seen done in my entire career."

Susan notes: I briefly met Kelly-Anne Lyons at Barasti Bar in Dubai earlier this year. I had no idea when we exchanged cards that Lyons is an actress, so I was a little surprised when I got an email from her a few weeks later with a link to an online series of videos called Chelsey OMG in which she plays the starring roll of Chelsey Pucks, a 21-year-old American visiting London.

Lyons is an amazing young woman and a great actress who does a fantastic job of playing Chelsey. I love these two segments, which I think are perfect examples of how NOT to do a job interview.

Here’s what Lyons says about Chelsey, the show, and how it developed: