To my darling husband,
Before you return from your FISHING trip I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into the driveway.
Fortunately not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too much about me.
I was coming home from Sylvia Park and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake.
The garage door is slightly bent but the pick up fortunately came to a halt when it bumped into your car.
Tags Fun humour
2010-11-30
Posted in Just Plain Funny/Cute
Susan notes: Maxine, the star of Hallmark's Crabby Road series of cards and products, is the invention of Hallmark artist John Wagner, who
says she was inspired by his mother,
his maiden aunts and his grandmother. I think there may be a little bit of the outspoken, acerbic Maxine in all of us... ;)
Tags aging Fun funny humour
2010-11-25
Posted in Just Plain Funny/Cute
In the beginning all you need is two hearts and a diamond.
By the end you wish you had a club and a spade.
:)
2010-11-04
Posted in Just Plain Funny/Cute
Passing requires only 3 correct answers out of 10! Good luck :)
1) How long did the Hundred Years' War last ?
2) Which country makes Panama hats ?
3) From which animal do we get cat gut ?
4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution ?
5) What is a camel's hair brush made of ?
6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal ?
7) What was King George VI's first name ?
8) What color is a purple finch ?
9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from ?
10) What is the color of the black box in a commercial airplane ?
Remember, you need only 3 correct answers to pass.
Check your answers below.
2010-11-04
Posted in Just Plain Funny/Cute
Susan notes for the record: I'm a 32 A, and delighted to be exactly the size I am...
Have you ever wondered why bra cup sizes are lettered A through H? Here’s a comical (and oh yeah sexist as well), explanation for the system...
Tags cancer Fun health humour
2010-10-25
Posted in Just Plain Funny/Cute