Three little ducks go into a Bar......
'Say, what's your name?' the bartender asked the first duck.
'Huey,' was the reply.
'How's your day been, Huey?'
'Great. Lovely day. Had a ball. Been in and out of puddles all day. What else could a duck want?' said Huey.
2011-09-05
Posted in Just Plain Funny/Cute
Susan notes: “mature” could apply to younger as well as older women. Although maturity often comes with age, it can also be found in those who are lean in years and long on experience.
A mature woman gets pulled over for speeding...
Mature Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?
Traffic Cop: Yes ma'am, I'm afraid you were speeding.
Mature Woman: Oh, I see.
2011-08-29
Posted in Just Plain Funny/Cute
Once upon a time, there were two nuns on a journey. One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL).
It was getting dark and they were still far away from the convent. As they walked, they talked...
SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants.
2011-08-17
Posted in Just Plain Funny/Cute
Susan notes: Katie Goodman and her Broad Comedy posse are at it again! This time for Mother's Day. Warning: foul language!
2011-05-19
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Susan notes: oops! Another one of those posts about which I have to give a warning... BTW, in case you are not familiar with the term, here's the Wikipedia definition:
Dogging is a British English euphemism for engaging in sexual acts in a public or semi-public place or watching others doing so. There may be more than two participants; both group sex and gang banging can be included. As observation is encouraged, voyeurism and exhibitionism are closely associated with dogging. The two sets of people involved often meet either randomly or (increasingly) arrange to meet up beforehand over the Internet.
2011-05-19
Posted in Just Plain Funny/Cute