I've been to a lot of places, but I've never been in Cahoots. Apparently you can't go alone, you have to be in Cahoots with someone.

I've also never been in Cognito, either.  I hear no one recognizes you there.

I have, however, been in Sane. They don't have an airport, so obviously you have to be driven there.

Every day is Mother's Day (from a unique perspective) when you're a kid.

Mom and author Marci Fair's friend Becky, passed along these LOL second graders answers to 10 important questions about the nature of mothers.

Thanks @MarciFair and Becky!

Wow. Eleven amazingly clever and creative (and hopefully tongue-in-cheek) answers to the question:

"Who's the father?"

(Supposedly found in the “Father’s Details” section of Child Support Agency application forms. Seems all the papas are MIA. Perhaps the mamas should have paid better attention to these: 10 LOL Condom Ads)

A woman goes to her priest one day and tells him, “Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing.”

“What do they say?” the priest inquired.
They say, “Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?” 

A young Scottish lad and his lassie were sitting on a low stone wall, holding hands, gazing out over the loch.

They sat in silence for several minutes.

Finally the girl looked at the boy and said, “A penny for your thoughts, Angus.”