Lawrence Livermore Laboratories has discovered the heaviest element yet known to science.

The new element, Governmentium (Gv), has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.

1. Aspire to be Barbie - she has just about everything (not!).

2. If the shoe fits - buy it in every colour (starting with these ones LOL!).

3. Take life with a pinch of salt - A wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila.

4. In need of a support group? - Cocktail hour with the girls!

Just tell me where I can get one please !

1.  Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 a piece  on those little bottles of Evian  water? Try spelling Evian backwards :  NAIVE

2.  Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like  making a peeing section in a swimming pool?  (My  sentiments  exactly!)