An elderly Italian man lay dying in his bed.
While suffering the agonies of impending death, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favorite ravioli wafting up the stairs...
He gathered his remaining strength, and lifted himself from the bed. Gripping the railing with both hands, he crawled downstairs...
When he reached the bottom of the stairs, he leaned against the door frame, and gazed into the kitchen.
October is Breast Cancer Month, during which we salute the millions of women worldwide who struggle through, suffer with, survive and/or succumb to this horrible disease...
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Two little old ladies were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress.
The older one leaned over and said:
''Life is so boring. We never have fun anymore. For $10.00 I'd take my clothes off and streak through that stupid, boring flower show!''
''You're on!'' said the other old lady, holding up a $10.00 note.
There's nothing like a bet to get one's blood pounding...
The Priest entered his donkey in a race and it won.
The Priest was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in another race and it won again.
The local paper read:
PRIEST'S ASS OUT FRONT.
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the Priest not to enter the donkey in another race.
Traveling down the interstate and needing to use the restroom, I stopped at a rest area and headed to the restroom.
Once seated, I heard a voice from the next stall:
"Hi, how are you?"
I'm not the type to start a conversation in the restroom and I don't know what got into me...